Sean Lafferty's mustache

Sean Lafferty's mustache is an Erie icon that never gets the recognition it truly deserves. On any given day it caresses your television set with it's rugged-handsomeness, never stuttering a story, never having a stray hair, and never once losing your attention. Sean Lafferty's mustache has been delivering the cold-hard facts of Erie for nearly 90 years, and it hasn't skipped a beat along it's hairy way. Who can ever forget Sean Lafferty's mustache delivering that horrible message on a day that lives on forever in history books... "President Lincoln... has been shot." Or when it read... "Breaking news: Vanilla Ice to play The Cellblock... repeat The Cellblock"... monumental! You may have seen a recent movie called "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy," which few people know is a remake of a much earlier film titled "News Anchor: The Sean Lafferty mustache story." And few people remember the day it defeated Tom Selleck's mustache, Chuck Norris' beard, and Mr. T's mohawk in a fight to the death, but not this Sean Lafferty mustache groupie. I for one am fed up! I am now dedicating the rest of my life to showing the world what so many of us already know... When Sean Lafferty's mustache has read it's final story it should be kriogenically frozen... Not swept off some floor or burnt in a camping accident... Frozen... to one day rise again and do what it was born to do... report the news!