Facts about Sean Lafferty's Mustache

Sean Lafferty's mustache taught Billy Blanks Taekwondo.
Sean Lafferty's mustache can cure cancer. Too bad it is illegal to pluck it's hairs.
Sean Lafferty's mustache counted to infinity - twice.
There is no face behind Sean Lafferty's mustache. There is only another mustache.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Sean Lafferty's mustache.
Sean Lafferty's mustache is what Willis was talking about.
Sean Lafferty's mustache ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Sean Lafferty's mustache always has sex on the first date. Always.
Sean Lafferty's mustache was hoisted on the Flag-Ship Niagara during the battle of 1812... it gracefully commanded "Don't Give Up the Ship."
Sean Lafferty's mustache does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Sean Lafferty's mustache during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
Sean Lafferty's mustache can speak braille.
Sean Lafferty's mustache's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Sean Lafferty's mustache... No one!
The Millcreek Mall was designed in the shape of Sean Lafferty's mustache.
Sean Lafferty's mustache doesn't sleep... It waits for news.

Sean Lafferty's Mustache Challenge

"The Sean Lafferty's Mustache Challenge" has finally ended due to weeks and weeks of our committee reviewing the mustaches our fans sent in, and these are our finalists. They've been scored 1-10, with one being the lowest. This was not easy folks... Thousands of mustaches were sent in an the public voted. I'm simply showing it.

Let us know how you feel!

Sean Lafferty's mustache

Sean Lafferty's mustache is an Erie icon that never gets the recognition it truly deserves. On any given day it caresses your television set with it's rugged-handsomeness, never stuttering a story, never having a stray hair, and never once losing your attention. Sean Lafferty's mustache has been delivering the cold-hard facts of Erie for nearly 90 years, and it hasn't skipped a beat along it's hairy way. Who can ever forget Sean Lafferty's mustache delivering that horrible message on a day that lives on forever in history books... "President Lincoln... has been shot." Or when it read... "Breaking news: Vanilla Ice to play The Cellblock... repeat The Cellblock"... monumental! You may have seen a recent movie called "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy," which few people know is a remake of a much earlier film titled "News Anchor: The Sean Lafferty mustache story." And few people remember the day it defeated Tom Selleck's mustache, Chuck Norris' beard, and Mr. T's mohawk in a fight to the death, but not this Sean Lafferty mustache groupie. I for one am fed up! I am now dedicating the rest of my life to showing the world what so many of us already know... When Sean Lafferty's mustache has read it's final story it should be kriogenically frozen... Not swept off some floor or burnt in a camping accident... Frozen... to one day rise again and do what it was born to do... report the news!